Ultimate Hokkien

Ever realise how hokkien dialect sounds like English sometimes? Well, here's some famous English movies (Ang Mo He) scenes that has been translated to Hokkien. This is to show how wonderful Hokkien vocabulary are. I'm proud to be a Hokkien. (Viewers' discretion is advised)









(This one loads slow a bit. For those in UMP, I think you have watch it before)

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