Aluba
For some of you not living in Asia, you might not know this but Aluba is a famous 'offering' one MAN has to 'deal' with. This normally occurs to male high school students in Asia and not recommend to perform on a female.
Origins of the name came from Japan, other parts of Asia called it differently like Aruba in Taiwan and Happy Corner in Hong Kong. I'm surprised that they even has a wiki page for this (if you can read mandarin) Here comes the definition:
Aluba is a student prank where you need to gather at least 4 person on pounce on a particular victim. Grab hold of his arms and legs. Spread his legs wide and ramp his groin against something thin, hard, rod-like and able to take a beating of the groin like a lamp post, a supporting cylinder wall or even the edge of a door. Repeat the 'ramping' process until all of you (except the victim) are satisfied.
Sometimes the offering does not ends here, you may offer the victim to your "Holy" rod again after 10 minutes or you can have a reversal offering by choosing one of the attackers and turn him into a victim. As usual you repeat this process of offerings over.
When is Aluba performed?
Normally it's performed on someone's birthday or a bromance farewell party. You can also perform it when you are having 'sausage' fest-like vacation. Occasionally, there are a few sohai people in your life - yes, it is very recommended to aluba them.
Why you performed Aluba?
- To improve bromance. Example, Liang Yit felt much closer to his peers in UMP after multiple alubas during his 21st birthday.
- You can also use it as a conversation starter, example,
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you look like sohai, so let's aluba-i" (Notice how the 'i' is added to rhyme with sohai)
- To show your jealousy. For example, you're jealous that a person has a biggerdick than yours. If you can find 3 other people as jealous as you then you might suceed to cause psychological trauma to that person if you are able to aluba him.
Now you learn a new word, let's aluba a sei sohai today!!
P/S: As good as Aluba may sounds, it is actually banned in certain countries already because Aluba carries hidden symbol to sex and may also lead to serious organ damage. Don't ask me what organ is it, you know it already. Please try it at your own risk.
Origins of the name came from Japan, other parts of Asia called it differently like Aruba in Taiwan and Happy Corner in Hong Kong. I'm surprised that they even has a wiki page for this (if you can read mandarin) Here comes the definition:
Aluba is a student prank where you need to gather at least 4 person on pounce on a particular victim. Grab hold of his arms and legs. Spread his legs wide and ramp his groin against something thin, hard, rod-like and able to take a beating of the groin like a lamp post, a supporting cylinder wall or even the edge of a door. Repeat the 'ramping' process until all of you (except the victim) are satisfied.
Sometimes the offering does not ends here, you may offer the victim to your "Holy" rod again after 10 minutes or you can have a reversal offering by choosing one of the attackers and turn him into a victim. As usual you repeat this process of offerings over.
When is Aluba performed?
Normally it's performed on someone's birthday or a bromance farewell party. You can also perform it when you are having 'sausage' fest-like vacation. Occasionally, there are a few sohai people in your life - yes, it is very recommended to aluba them.
Why you performed Aluba?
- To improve bromance. Example, Liang Yit felt much closer to his peers in UMP after multiple alubas during his 21st birthday.
- You can also use it as a conversation starter, example,
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you look like sohai, so let's aluba-i" (Notice how the 'i' is added to rhyme with sohai)
- To show your jealousy. For example, you're jealous that a person has a bigger
Now you learn a new word, let's aluba a sei sohai today!!
P/S: As good as Aluba may sounds, it is actually banned in certain countries already because Aluba carries hidden symbol to sex and may also lead to serious organ damage. Don't ask me what organ is it, you know it already. Please try it at your own risk.
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