Melodies of Life

What bowl? Why toilet bowl of course... Finally, after finals and a stressful day today, I found some time to clean my hotmail inbox (which is full of junk mails) I came across an e-mail sent to me on 27/10/2010 which was 2 years ago (yeah, I haven't check it for a while now) which was sent by a pretty friend which you can get her profile here . The title of the e-mail was Poems from Singapore Toilet. So here you go then, The 'future' is in your hand, hold it gently. Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Here I sit, Broken hearted, Tried to shit, But only farted Reply: You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants I came here, To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls....

It's my first post of the new year~~ It took me a while to put something in here due to slow Internet connection in my uni. As a token of celebration of what's going to be the end of the world, here's another collection of photos collected over the Web. It's almost double of part 1 but I deleted quite a few already. Enjoy!

It's been a while since I posted anything. Actually I've been saving this post since the last one I posted and it was suppose to be the part 2 of Things You Don't Know Till Your 21, however due to busy semester 3 schedule and extra curricular activities, I couldn't find time to studies how the Picasa Web Album works... Now I manage to find a bit time to settle down... Note: You can actually enlarger the pictures by clicking on it. You can also pause the slideshow by just moving your cursor towards the slide show and click on the "Pause" button. Have a pleasant evening!

The title says it all. Angry Birds - the game we all know and played before. Actually it can be consider game of the century (although it's quite a simple format game) since every person knows this game. Simple catapult game trying to kill pigs. The game was originally made for iPhone with first appearance in December 2009 and they never look back since then... Here's a brief history on Angry Birds cartoon releases... The very first trailer: Hard to believe even Symbian OS can play right? Then, they introduce some short clips with version updates to iOS version of the game. With the success of Angry Birds, Rovio decided to launch of Angry Birds Seasons followed by Angry Birds Rio - a collaboration with the movie Rio (Go watch it, Beautiful Movie) And eventually endorsement from Micorsoft itself since it has failed to get an Angry Birds license for its Windows Phone... And then there's the spoof... It got so big that in fact there ...

Many of you realise that recently Apple just launch iPhone 4. What you all don't know is Apple been having another device coming out called the Apple i. Here's a video of its keynote. If you believe this then, I tell you know... It's a joke.

As I flip through my e-mail, I cam across these and decided to share it with you guys... Well, if its too dirty for you and you just came out from the shower then don't see this. (Yup, this is a warning) 1) To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It's hell of a job threading a needle!! (2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said, I'll pay you in monthly installment.' (3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend. 'The man next to me is masturbating!' Bf: 'Ignore him.' Gf: 'I can't.' Bf: 'Why not?' Gf: 'He is using my hand!' (4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks 'Does anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know my dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says ...

I was looking at one of my very close friend's blog and came a song that I was very sure I'm familiar with.... it's Wrong Hole... who could forget that? Its the class theme song... Memorable and funny... Kudos to Ping Shiuan for bringing back good memories and good luck in your interview. Anyway here's the video. For those find it very hard to understand I also took the liberty to find the one with Chinese subtitle as well. Click here. Have a nice day everyone! PS For those familiar with Brands Outlet, take note that the girl is wearing X-girl singlet at the beach.

You probably think this is something important... but its Not... well its actually important but it's not really important for you to remember the name... Ok here goes... Did you know that the plastic end of your shoelaces is called AGLET... Yes, AGLET remember now? Why it's important in our daily lives? Because without AGLET your shoelaces cant actually hold themselves as a knot for very long time. AGLET also it eases your process of shoe tying. So what's the name again? In case you forgot below is an extremely cool song for you to remember. What's more the song spell one word at a time for you. You can sing together too if you want... ... Who would do that?... Who else? ME!! Sing it with me... Told ya its a nice song. Now go spread the love... We're gonna tie the world together...