Melodies of Life

As I flip through my e-mail, I cam across these and decided to share it with you guys... Well, if its too dirty for you and you just came out from the shower then don't see this. (Yup, this is a warning) 1) To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It's hell of a job threading a needle!! (2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said, I'll pay you in monthly installment.' (3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend. 'The man next to me is masturbating!' Bf: 'Ignore him.' Gf: 'I can't.' Bf: 'Why not?' Gf: 'He is using my hand!' (4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks 'Does anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know my dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says '

Internet search giant Google has recently team up with huge TV producer Sony and largest silicon producer..........................Intel to make Google I/O. "What's that?" "Oh nothing much really, except it could make you access to Internet via your TV." "Wow.... thats lame. I could have done that with my Xbox 360...pfffft...." "Now now, its not what you think it is, your Xbox only allows you to play games online.... This allows you to watch movie online." "So what? I could do that on my laptop as well... " "Yup, except your laptop don't have a 42' screen and to sync it takes up time..." A model phone of Intel's MID While Sony has less to gain directly, but hey the 3 big names (along with Logitech) lend a lot of credibility to Jason Perlow’s idea of “ The Screen. ” Who needs a desktop when you can access all of your cloud-based apps and multi-task watching Hulu, Netflix, YouTube, and cable content on a 42″ LCD?

I was looking at one of my very close friend's blog and came a song that I was very sure I'm familiar with.... it's Wrong Hole... who could forget that? Its the class theme song... Memorable and funny... Kudos to Ping Shiuan for bringing back good memories and good luck in your interview. Anyway here's the video. For those find it very hard to understand I also took the liberty to find the one with Chinese subtitle as well. Click here. Have a nice day everyone! PS For those familiar with Brands Outlet, take note that the girl is wearing X-girl singlet at the beach.

I know its a little bit late but hey save the best for the last. Though its a bit flawed but hope you like the mix of most MJ songs, I even added a few not so popular one as well. Software: DJ + MaGix, don't ask me for the software... My trial expired some time ago already. Very sorry. If you got the software or other music mixing software please please please share it with me. Track 1 Track 2 Track 3 Personally, I like Track 2 but all 3 songs are definitely music to your ears. Rest in Peace Michael. PS: For those with slow internet connection, you can ask from me directly I'll burn a disc for you.

Penangites and Penang Food Lovers, here's a shoutout and a big thanks to y'all for inspiring this post. Have you ever wonder why Hokkien Mee is called Hokkien Mee? Or why some Penang food can't be found anywhere else in the world? (Don't worry, nowadays every 1 out of 15 streets in US has Char Koay Teow.) In this post, I will be talking how some Penang food got its name. Hokkien Mee and Hokkien Char These are one of my favourite Penang food and apparently how it got its name have to be reflected into our Malaysian history. Hokkien mee actually is almost similar to Prawn mee (Mee Udang) except for the smaller shrimp and spicier soup. Why? This is rather sad, long time ago Hokkien people comes from Fukien, China, and they were poor, usually the Prawn mee seller would buy prawns in bulk and out of many prawns there were also shrimps. Prawn mee seller would usually throw away the shrimps as putting it in the plate would spoil his reputation (Chinese ma, ai bin chui). And ye

It's been a while since I last updated this blog and I apologise for that for I've started working and not much time to wonder about my curiousity... But I do have an update on my life though. Although its only 3 days since I started working but these 3 days has really enlighten me and open new windows for me to the world. First day like any other first day, people would make fun of my name though I get a few new ones like Chipmunk, the old is still about the same. Friends of mine if you wanna visit me, I'm at Brands Outlet in Queensbay. Though the PICs (Person-in-Charge) are very friendly to me, I find it strange in a very different enviroment. First off the clothes, though in my previous working experience, every garments has a sample display, this however do not. Everytime, customers walk in and unfold the clothes we, as sales associate will have to fold them again thats the only major trouble. Second day was quite a normal one though I make a few friends that could spea

As I walk back from market today, I encountered a cat. This cat is no ordinary cat. It's a black cat. (*Intense music play*) Oooo scary.... Actually No... Then, it came to my mind that why are westerners so superstitious about black cats, we eastern people are more open..... OR not. Actually, there are more superstition than any western countries PARTICULARLY in Malaysia ESPECIALLY Chinese. In fact there is book titled "Don't Sit on this Book" by Philip Cheong written on Chinese taboo. Don't believe me? Notice why we have to use different table to pray during Ti Kong Seh (Jade Emperor Birthday), notice why certain pregnant women mustn't touch or do something? Notice how many Chinese that sits inside a car that have at least number 8 inside? I'm gonna explain a few here that may seem disagreeable but sensible to you. Numbers - Chinese just love to "Fatt.... Choy". Though it may sound dirty but many of you already know that Fatt actually means Pro

Come the month of May, come the month of change. I have been actively blogging for one month now and without your support I would have easily given up my hope. So now, I gonna add in a few extra features on this blog and I hope you'll remain a loyal and avid reader. First of all, as you can see I change the blog name a bit. Well, that's not counted adding... Secondly, the texts you see as a welcome note will now also function as notice board. I'll be displaying new add-on or simply happenings around us. I may also put in some of future hang-outs with friends, so if you ever feel lonely you can drop me an sms, call or comment that you'll like to join me and my friends for example let's say a movie.(A big example of the notice board currently is my song, check out why I change song my blog below the title) Thirdly, soon there will be an advertisment on top of my profile page. Well, I sign up for that. Why? Because I plan to make this blog the first ever charity blog.